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Petty Coffee Mugs
Mugs for the Petty Delegation—serving hot coffee, cold judgment and professional side-eye.
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Home Is Where the Petty Is
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PTN MERCH
Rep your favorite news network that reports the foolishness, investigates the audacity, and delivers the petty nobody asked for but everybody needed.
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Official PTN Mug
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YGMFU Graphic Tee
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PTN Newsroom Team Photo Stitched Edge Desk Mat
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Official PTN Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD
PETTY MUGS
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F Your Feelings Mug (White)
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Official PTN Mug
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
"YGMFU" Statement Coffee Cup (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
Not Friendly Until 10:30 A.M. Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
F-- Your Feelings Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
I Heart Being Petty Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
Official PTN Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
Petty AF Mug
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
The PTN Newsroom Crew Mug
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
I Want My PTN Mug (White)
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Coffee. Because Bail Is Expensive Mug (White)
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No Thank You Mug (White)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD
ABOUT PETTY BY TAWANDA
Petty by Tawanda is for the Petty Delegation--people who have learned to watch their mouth but still need to express themselves. Inspired by Petty Television Network's own Tawanda, our goods bring sharp humor, knowing looks, and “per my last email” energy to everyday life. Consider it a little retail therapy for everything you were professional enough not to say.
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FAST SHIPPING
Your patience is already being tested. Your order shouldn’t test it too. We get your petty on its way fast.
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QUALITY PETTY
Your standards are high. Your tolerance is low. We make petty products that understand both.
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PETTY DELEGATION APPROVED
You’ve spent years perfecting that side-eye. Your merchandise should meet the same standards.
PETTY DELEGATION REVIEWS
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★★★★★
HR said my mug was sending a message. I asked which part they identified with.
--Brenda
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★★★★★
Bought it for a coworker. Kept it because she doesn’t deserve nice things.
--Denise
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★★★★★
Finally, something I can wear to the family reunion that does the talking before I get out of the car.
--Rochelle
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★★★★★
I was going to leave four stars, but I’ve grown. Unlike some people.
--Patricia
Taking the High Road Today
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ABOUT PETTY BY TAWANDA
Petty by Tawanda brings the side-eye from your feed to your everyday life. Shop the attitude, then follow Tawanda on social for fresh receipts, workplace foolishness, and everything she’s not about to let slide.
Read first. Email us second. We’re petty, but we’re helpful.
FAQs
Are you Black-Owned?
Very. 😂
Black-owned, Black-operated, and fueled by coffee, culture, and an entirely unnecessary amount of petty.
Your purchase supports a Black woman-owned small business, and we appreciate every single order.
Come for the petty. Stay because supporting Black-owned businesses looks good on you.
How long before my petty gets here?
Most orders arrive within 7–10 business days because apparently patience is part of the purchase. Once your order ships, we’ll send you tracking so you can refresh that page 47 times a day like the rest of us.
We know you want your petty immediately. Unfortunately, teleportation wasn’t included in the shipping budget.
What if my order shows up wrong, broken, or acting brand new?
First, don’t cuss us out yet. Give us a chance to fix it. 😂
Email tawanda@iamjasmyne.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick explanation of what went sideways.
If we messed up, we’ll make it right. Because we’re petty, not raggedy.
How can I give y’all my money?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. Basically, we’ve made it very easy for you to make financially questionable petty purchases.
If checkout automatically throws you into Shop Pay, don’t panic. Scroll down and select “Checkout as Guest” to see the other payment options.
Choose your method. Fund your petty. Carry on.