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  • FAST SHIPPING

    Your patience is already being tested. Your order shouldn’t test it too. We get your petty on its way fast.

  • QUALITY PETTY

    Your standards are high. Your tolerance is low. We make petty products that understand both.

  • PETTY DELEGATION APPROVED

    You’ve spent years perfecting that side-eye. Your merchandise should meet the same standards.

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  • ★★★★★

    HR said my mug was sending a message. I asked which part they identified with.

    --Brenda
    Currently in a Meeting

  • ★★★★★

    Bought it for a coworker. Kept it because she doesn’t deserve nice things.
    --Denise
    Matching Energy

  • ★★★★★

    Finally, something I can wear to the family reunion that does the talking before I get out of the car.

    --Rochelle
    Staying for One Plate

  • ★★★★★

    I was going to leave four stars, but I’ve grown. Unlike some people.

    --Patricia
    Taking the High Road Today

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  • ABOUT PETTY BY TAWANDA

    Petty by Tawanda brings the side-eye from your feed to your everyday life. Shop the attitude, then follow Tawanda on social for fresh receipts, workplace foolishness, and everything she’s not about to let slide.

Read first. Email us second. We’re petty, but we’re helpful.

FAQs

Are you Black-Owned?

Very. 😂

Black-owned, Black-operated, and fueled by coffee, culture, and an entirely unnecessary amount of petty.

Your purchase supports a Black woman-owned small business, and we appreciate every single order.

Come for the petty. Stay because supporting Black-owned businesses looks good on you.

How long before my petty gets here?

Most orders arrive within 7–10 business days because apparently patience is part of the purchase. Once your order ships, we’ll send you tracking so you can refresh that page 47 times a day like the rest of us.

We know you want your petty immediately. Unfortunately, teleportation wasn’t included in the shipping budget.

What if my order shows up wrong, broken, or acting brand new?

First, don’t cuss us out yet. Give us a chance to fix it. 😂

Email tawanda@iamjasmyne.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick explanation of what went sideways.

If we messed up, we’ll make it right. Because we’re petty, not raggedy.

How can I give y’all my money?

We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. Basically, we’ve made it very easy for you to make financially questionable petty purchases.

If checkout automatically throws you into Shop Pay, don’t panic. Scroll down and select “Checkout as Guest” to see the other payment options.

Choose your method. Fund your petty. Carry on.